Friday, November 26, 2010
To the Tubbies:
Hey everyone. We won't be having a (full attendance) Tubbies Outing ever again (most likely). As everyone knows, or some may not even fucking know, 2 outings failed, after a lot of fucking planning. And we had to cancel them because no one is able to come. Or rather, no one wants to make themselves free. Eveline is already sick and tired of organizing outings and she has to hear replies like "oh, we can't make it" and deal with ridiculous shit. If you guys don't look forward to an outing then we won't have it. And what, you can only stay for half an hour, so maybe you're planning to go?
you know what, fuck all of this. we're not ever gonna have a fucking outing.
11:06 AM
Monday, November 8, 2010
TUBBIES OUTING!!
Tubbies Outing
Date: 9 November 2010, Tuesday
Time: 1200h
Venue: Orchard MRT
Activities: Walking, eating, shitting, playing, poking, talking, screaming, breathing, flying, hopping, happying, and much much more!
Come on down to experience all the exciting things we will be doing together.
See you there!
Organizer: Cookie Monster
Sponsor: Lala
Participants: Cookie Monster, Lala, Dora, Tinky Winky
Terms and Conditions apply*
*Terms and Conditions:
-None of the activities in which you are participating in shall be sponsored by the sponsor, as such a title is only for show, to boost my ego.
-Too bad if you did not get a suitable title of your choice, because Lala posted this, and I get to choose what I want. So, if you are unhappy and feel unjust, feel free to edit the portion where i included your names.
-This outing will bring joy and laughter to everyone who is turning up. If you are not joyful and not filled with laughter after this outing, you are to pay a fine of SGD$2 to the sponsor for not meeting the criteria of this outing and help to subsidy the amount the sponsor is paying for this event to occur, this is a really long sentence so if you have any questions about this, please feel free to not contact me, but read this whole chunk of words all over again.
-Like what is mentioned above (the first point), the sponsor will not produce any amount of money for this event.
-Bugging the sponsor to sponsor you free stuff will result in you having to sponsor the sponsor.
-The terms and conditions are very important if you do not follow them, fines of SGD$2 will be collected and all proceeds will be given to the sponsor for having the title of a sponsor.
-Feel free to edit this portion and add in any terms and condition. Do not remove this last point.
Canceled
8:42 PM