Tubbies Outing
Date: 9 November 2010, Tuesday
Time: 1200h
Venue: Orchard MRT
Activities: Walking, eating, shitting, playing, poking, talking, screaming, breathing, flying, hopping, happying, and much much more!
Come on down to experience all the exciting things we will be doing together.
See you there!
Organizer: Cookie Monster
Sponsor: Lala
Participants: Cookie Monster, Lala, Dora, Tinky Winky
Terms and Conditions apply*
*Terms and Conditions:
-None of the activities in which you are participating in shall be sponsored by the sponsor, as such a title is only for show, to boost my ego.
-Too bad if you did not get a suitable title of your choice, because Lala posted this, and I get to choose what I want. So, if you are unhappy and feel unjust, feel free to edit the portion where i included your names.
-This outing will bring joy and laughter to everyone who is turning up. If you are not joyful and not filled with laughter after this outing, you are to pay a fine of SGD$2 to the sponsor for not meeting the criteria of this outing and help to subsidy the amount the sponsor is paying for this event to occur, this is a really long sentence so if you have any questions about this, please feel free to not contact me, but read this whole chunk of words all over again.
-Like what is mentioned above (the first point), the sponsor will not produce any amount of money for this event.
-Bugging the sponsor to sponsor you free stuff will result in you having to sponsor the sponsor.
-The terms and conditions are very important if you do not follow them, fines of SGD$2 will be collected and all proceeds will be given to the sponsor for having the title of a sponsor.
-Feel free to edit this portion and add in any terms and condition. Do not remove this last point.